鲁尼可 @ 2008-01-30 10:06





瓜子儿强拉我继续买她的东西，这次去的是她开的店。上档次了，不在街边摆摊儿了。

“Wow! Unbelievable! You have so many toys in your store!”

“Mommy, pretend these are real!” 尽管家中无人，瓜子儿还是凑近我身边小声说。怎么都觉得Y像是个做非法小买卖的。

“Oh, OK. ” 我重新进入状态，“Wow! Unbelievable! You have so many pets in your store!”

“Mommy!” 瓜子儿眉头紧皱，“Let's pretend these are real kids, not pets, OK?.”

“What? Are you selling kids? ” 这非法的可不是小买卖。

“Pretend!”

“We cannot play this 'pretend' game. It's illegal to sell kids all over the world. ”

“What is illegal?”

“就是违法，所有国家的法律都规定不允许买卖小孩。警察会来抓卖小孩的人，还会把他们送到监狱去惩罚他们。”

“Then... mommy, how did you get me?” 不会的吧？Y不会一直以为我们是跟买玩具似的把她买进这个家的吧？大道理都给Y讲过啊。这要能随便买，当初怎么也挑一脖子长点儿的、话少点儿的...

“Sydney, we have told you how you were born and where you were born. You were from my belly.”

“... OK, mommy, put this teddy bear in your clothes, pretend you are going to deliver it.” 我说行。这多省事儿啊，要是怀孕都这样，生个五个、八个的我也没意见。然后瓜子儿就忙着把我衣服的拉锁拉开，把小狗熊塞了进去。之后又开了拉锁，我说“哟，还是剖腹产哪。”




大恐龙回来的时候，小狗熊被包的严严的正躺在我身边睡觉呢。大恐龙问是怎么回事，我告诉他那是我刚生的孩子。大恐龙把狗熊拿起来，看了一眼商标，意味深长地看着我：“Dear, we need a talk.”




靠，我真冤。

哈哈哈 ，超可爱啊 ，

对了，大恐龙超帅，声音也好听~~~~

hahaha你也看了哦。小瓶子！！  

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引用第2楼Sep于2008-01-30 13:37发表的  :
hahaha你也看了哦。小瓶子！！  

我基本上2天会去看一次，

这一家很有意思的

我也是~天天看一次~一家子都很有才~