1.marriage is a thing puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes
 
  2.getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends.You order what you want,and when you see what the other fellow has,you wish you had ordered that.
 
  3.a happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking;the husband gives and the wives takes.
 
  4.married life is full of excitement and frustration:
    in the first year of marriage,the man speaks and the woman listens,
    in the second year of marriage,the woman speaks and the men listens,
    in the third year of marriage,they both speaks and the neighbors listen.
 
  5.marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bechelor's degree and the woman gets the Masters.
 
  6.marriage is love ,love is blind.therefor,marriage is an institution for the blind.

  7.marriage is very much like a violin,after the sweet music is over ,the strings are attached.

god is a boy!haha