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豆瓣上高人的翻译 I:7,CV &otgN<H9 —–先翻一下正房的—–: PG]mwaj]) 亲们: 5Rp2O4Z 在一起过了13年,生了俩孩子,这个臭不要脸的男人还是跟我分手了,丫上周滚蛋了。 6Izv& e-meUf9 小三: 'gH#\he[Dh 这几年你对我们家了若指掌啊。我娃啥时候踢球啥时候游泳你tm都知道,连他们的小名儿你都叫得出来。09年12月18,我前脚带着孩子去美国休假,你tm后脚就跟着臭不要脸的去普吉岛厮混,去曼谷血拼。你丫也是一女人啊,知不知道你们tmd在那边有多high,我们孤儿寡母在这边就有多惨?我要是你,才没脸跟另一个女人的丈夫,还是几个孩子的父亲做这种龌龊事。我们孤儿寡母也是爹妈养大的,有血有肉的,你tm竟然忍心这么伤害我们!你tm就是把你丫的幸福建立在我们的痛苦之上! aE$p;I #| Po&yu4R 上周我回北京过年,竟然看到你丫的衣服那么淫荡地挂在我家里。我儿子哭着喊着让我把它们烧了,忒脏!我闺女才9岁,已经说她以后不敢嫁人了。我儿子8岁,说你是我们家的灾星。你tmd把娃们幼小的心灵彻底整成杯具了。他们这辈子毁你手里了。算你狠! V(0[QA 我呢?我tm现在是万箭穿心啊,疼的没招没落的,悲伤已经逆流成河。我tm现在就是一行尸走肉了。咋办,你说咋办。要不是为了娃们,我也活不下去了。小三儿,我祝福你,祝福你这辈子别重蹈我的覆辙。祝你幸福,祝你全家幸福。 XITQB|C??$ R[t[M}q –再翻一下男猪脚的— ~?r6Ax-R 这个男人真是杀千刀的: .&dcJh*O+ 黄脸婆: M2zfN ru 家丑不要外扬好不?咱俩8年前就感情破裂了,5年前就在说离婚了。地球人都知道咱俩的事了,关Diane啥事体?我挺着她呢,我俩马上就结婚了,爱咋地咋地吧。 -I_lCZ{Nbi PO%]Jme 把我俩说成魔鬼,你就好受了是不?没门!认识咱们的人都说早该离了,撑啥撑啊,连老朱也这么说。各位不好意思把你们拉进来打酱油了。算我求你了行不,你丫快滚。 MW4dPoa VUnEI oKM —–上海话版的翻译————— VmUM _Q~ 第一封: eLC&f} }DM2#E`_ 亲爱额小戴/淘丹阳(音译) 18n84RkI9 {tT`It 了了古起额婚姻生活当总,弄晓得所有阿拉窝里额情况.弄晓得阿拉小拧额比赛成绩;弄晓得一拉参噶额游泳训练,弄晓得一拉额小名.了了2009年12月18号,无带老一拉乘中浪乡额航班到美国起古圣诞节.就是了同一天,2009年额12月18号,弄帮无老公乘下半捏额航班到普吉岛海滩起白相了,还等了曼谷穷买么司,号称古圣诞节.小戴,同样是女拧,无一直老想晓得,拿册起白相带八弄额惊喜是伐是帮带八无跟小拧额伤害是一样额.小戴,无阿一直了门自噶像弄个能噶困了别额女拧额老公,别额小拧额亚旁边是撒感觉?无爱老想晓得,弄到底考虑古阿拉伐?考虑古小拧帮一老婆伐?阿拉是有血缘关系额呀,阿拉额感觉,可能对阿拉造成额伤害,老痛老痛额伤害,痛的来奥起话一额伤害,弄到底想古伐?我穷想八想到底弄是伐是晓得弄了破坏一额家庭,弄乃弄额开心建立了阿拉额眼粒四高头! pS<b|wu?f U.)G #B 上额礼拜阿拉回到北京古尼,弄额衣裳居然了阿拉窝里,无尼子突乱之间叫起来:”姆妈, RYV6hp)| 覅起旁一!一拉老窝应额!闹一拉多到火里烧特!个眼才是狐狸精额衣裳!”无小拧伤了深啊!无囡恩,则有9岁,一刚”妈妈,无再阿覅结婚了”无尼子,则有8岁,一刚:”小戴就是则伏地魔”(见哈里波特)个脏事体带八一拉额心理伤害是相当杯具额.一拉永永远远伐会恢复了.是额,无承拧弄赢了. o5D"<-=> wrO>#`Z 小戴,无有撒感觉?个脏事体就像无额心八1万步刀子乱戳八戳(千刀万剐);个脏事体带八无噶深噶深额痛苦以至于无根本伐晓得哪能恢复;个脏事体娘无晓得眼粒四原来真额流伐光额;个脏事体完全毁特无了!无现在就是一具则会走路额尸体(行尸走肉).无根本伐晓得要哪能此理个种痛苦;无根本伐晓得要哪能继续生活下去.但是无还有小拧,无必须活下去.小戴,无希望菩萨保佑弄永远阿伐会旁着个种背叛与伤害.无希望弄高亚会得古了开心,因为,刚到底,阿拉才是女拧,阿拉才应该得到幸福.(个女拧哈虚伪…纯属古拧意见) 9V],X=y~ @1@q6@9Tu 此致敬礼! '<0q"juXE 百合花 O|>1~^w &1p8#i 第二封: nP3GI:mjL <]'"e] 百合花, >-w=7,?'?z VM]IL%AN 谢谢弄伐要闹私拧感情带到工作高头来.现在额事实就是阿拉8年额婚姻生活邦特了,阿拉5年前头就讨论离婚了.全世噶额拧才晓得阿拉额事体额好伐.小戴根本么组粗特撒事体.无绝对登了一背后头撑一额,无覅特想快地帮一结婚噢! d# 3tQ*G/ {% _j~ 弄想起帮拧噶刚无帮小戴有多少多少坏是伐会成功额,所有拧,才拧得弄个则女拧额,才晓得阿拉额婚姻额,一拉才支持无离婚额,包括无要好额旁有猪尾.无老对伐起拿额,闹拿拖进来.百合花弄继续呀有本事弄继续好来! C|f7L>qe AD@PNM 此致 R*@[P g* 亚 *kQCW#y0 <s8? Z1 ——–番外篇———- "PyWo 先爆点劲爆的引子,瑞信渣打小三事件的番外篇(为何是番外我只能密告安替)新加坡女怒斥中金男,男主角的母亲是人行副行长。不过这男的人很好 JT|u;Z*n 8rwYNb.P 先从新加坡女怒斥中金男讲起,话说本人的标准觉得男女谈恋爱只要不长期脚踩多条船,偶然换手的时候有点交错期是可以理解的。能做到这一点的投行男已经很少见了,这位中金同学大体算做到了。但是他引出了另一个教训,千万要小心IT女啊! NaA+/: 话说该中金男和女友若干年前一起去英国读书,在英国认识了一ABC IBM技术女,两人好了几年,该男去香港渣打PE工作后又交了新女友。木有想到ABC怀恨在心,给该男和其新女友分别下了木马,进了他们的邮箱。增补一点,该男在渣打的老板就是渣打小三的情儿 d;~ 3P 话说该IBM ABC看到瑞信渣打小三事件后,深受启发。先冒用中金男的名义把他跟同事议论老板(也就是渣打小三情儿)的邮件转发给了渣打全公司。。。该老板因为被戳穿已经暴怒鸟(完全不是邮件里那个讲理的正人君子样)。然后又用新加坡女的名义发了那封著名的怒斥邮件。(见下) ZCQ< %f Cc: x=5P+_ Sent: Fri Mar 12 12:17:58 2010 2L2 VVO Subject: WL = Lying Asshole e40udLH~x PW%1xHLfk WL, > BNw you are a liar and a cheater! I left my husband and Singapore for you, dL_QX,X-] thinking I can finally find happiness. Last August when we got s=d+GMa intimate during our Nanjing project, you promised to abandon your )N(9pnyZH second fiancée for me. But it’s been seven months and you’re still u7;`4P:o@ telling me to stay hidden because you don’t want our coworkers, your A&?}w_|9 friends and family to know you’re living with a married woman who is XGfzEld2" not your wife. Well, I just found out that the real reason you want L[9OVD everyone to think you’re single is because you’re secretly whoring 0 y< k][ around with at least two other 情妇 at the same time! One is a married -!c IesK;< client of SC and the other one is a 21-year-old high school dropout @\)fzubu from the 峰尚 project where we worked together! I can’t believe you are IAI(Ix screwing around with so many women on company time. Did being on the %e{(twp Board of Directors at 峰尚 help you to score? No wonder it always took "tL2F*F"6X you so long to get work done! And I finally understand why you carried @EHIp{0. around three separate boxes of condoms in your brown travel bag. I <F7V=Er always wondered why you bought so many since it’s not like we were able ?,07;>& to use a lot anyway. jWvtv ng , T\-;7 You explained that you were using the \dcdw* v@ married woman to curry favors from her husband’s business. How does NZk&JND that explain the intimate exchanges you continue to have after you’ve ff E#^| gone to CICC and why would she offer to buy you expensive gifts? What )(m0cP{7 “services” do you perform for her? Don’t you feel ashamed that your s;Y<BD ex-fiancée subsidized your housing for the last two years and to keep |g-b8+.=] you happy, had to buy you expensive things like the USD$300 shoes 2f{T6=SK you’re wearing on your feet and the USD$500 flashlight you keep in your qX#MV>1 car, only to have you turn around and cheat on her? A\$ >>Z Br5o7(AE I’m $_D6_|HK telling everyone at SC and CICC you are a 卑鄙小人and not to trust you C#Bz >2;# without adult supervision on company projects, because you will surely '#\1uXM1U? take advantage of company resources to cheat, lie, and sleep around iwF9[wAft with anyone from the office. 3x@<Z68S 1(#;&:$`i Shame on you, WL! Go back to your mommy. |
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